Anyone got lyrics for Speck - Conventional Lover?

**TheGlow** · Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2748 Location: J Train Brooklyn!

I heard the song and couldnt help laughing at many points, but quality was low so I couldnt make out everything.
Anyone know the whole lyrics for this?
"Whoa! Saving Throw!"

**Nollaig** · Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 1144 Location: Dublin, Ireland

..And the games that i play have only 20 sided dice!

I can decipher most of the lyrics but its too much to write them all out
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**6stringRocketeer** · Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 733

I'm with you on this one.
By working in a gaming shop, and by playing many of these games myself, I couldn't help but laugh out loud through the entire song.

Definitely going to be my FAVORITE Bonus song by FAR.

<3 Harmonix. Hopefully one of them wouldn't mind stopping by and sharing.
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**arob019** · Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 403

**Charron** · Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 294

When you get them, would you mind letting me know? I've been managing the lyric sheet on Lyriki and anything I can have set up ahead of time would be awesome.

**slapworth** · Joined: 05 Aug 2008 Posts: 4

VERSE 1:
Who left you hanging on that peg all alone
You look near mint to me babe and I wanna make you my own
I wanna be your captain, my Pon Farr is a-risin’
So step on over here girl, my love is enterprisin'

CHORUS:
Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice
They're polyhedral!

VERSE 2:
Let's hit the dealer's room and you something fine
That collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind
Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform
You'll want to tap my mana once you’ve seen me perform

REPEAT CHORUS

Uh oh... SAVING THROW!

VERSE 3:
And when we get to mating, I'll always treat you kind
I'll never bend you too far back or ever crease your spine
But there's one thing I won't promise, there's one thing I won't do
Can't leave you in the box babe, this collector is coming through

REPEAT CHORUSx2

ALT-CHORUS:
Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you fine
And I'll make sweet love to you while we're watching Deep Space Nine

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Also, in an addenda to Teasdale's last post, in case he hasn't already updated it, the re-recorded song is now up on Amazon as an MP3.

-- Slapworth@Harmonix (honest!)

**BigZ7337** · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 2022 Location: Williamsport, PA

So which is the better version, the one on itunes with the whole album, or the one on amazon, because I'm about to purchase it.
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**slapworth** · Joined: 05 Aug 2008 Posts: 4

**6stringRocketeer** · Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 733

Thanks, Slapworth!

Awesome song, the references are astouding.
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**gdubs** · Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Posts: 651 Location: Texas

Oh man, that's awesome. Conventional Lover is officially my favorite RB2 bonus song (unless Night Lies is just super-godly or something).

**TheGlow** · Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2748 Location: J Train Brooklyn!

Thanx, that sounds about right.
I wasnt paying much mind to it till i hear, SAVING Throw!
I was waiting for a train and almost fell onto a bench holdin in laughs.